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A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell (1991)

½☆☆☆☆☆☆

A sexy, scarcely dressed teen nymph running around fighting dinosaurs in a post-apocalyptic world! How can it fail? Allow me to enlighten you. Rapi

The Norwegian Primary Election (2009)

★★★½☆☆☆

Once every 4 years Norwegian tv-stations agree on making a collaborative show about the old people who would like use our taxes for their own purposes

Hard Rock Zombies (1985) – A bad idea

½☆☆☆☆☆☆

There are thousands of movies available (I'm not just using this as a rhetorical phrase; it's true - just check the internet!). So when you have one o

Nord (2009) – A poor remake

★★½☆☆☆☆

I often wonder how some people goes to a screening, sees a movie they like, and thinks: Wow this is a fantastic movie, let's make a horrible remake of

Eraserhead (1977) – WTF?

½☆☆☆☆☆☆

It's not often I find myself doze off and wake up crying during a movie. But David Lynch's Eraserhead manages it. Multiple times. Lizard babies and b

Little Otik (2000) – A waste of time

★★☆☆☆☆☆

Any movie starting with babies being fished up from a tank filled with water, wrapped in newspaper and sold on a fish market catches my immediate atte

Evolution: The Musical! (2008) – not in a good way…

★☆☆☆☆☆☆

Evolution: The Musical! takes place in a fictional planet called "Earth" where both Evolution and Intelligent Design are right. On this grossly underp

Gamer (2009)

★★½☆☆☆☆

I seldom go to the cinema on pure impulse. But this Tuesday was an exception. I went to see Gamer. And when I returned to the streets I wished I'd rat

District 9 (2009) – A different kind of superhero movie

★★★★★☆☆

Hollywood is truly on the neo  superhero movie wave. With stuff like Watchmen, X-Men Origins: Wolverine and G-force, allready been released this year